The Mayor's Too Damn High
New York City Mayor, Mike Bloomberg, warns that if Washington doesn't do something to improve the economy there may be rioting in the streets.
Jimmy McMillan was wrong. It's not the RENT that's TOO DAMN HIGH.
Bloomberg says, "We have a lot of kids graduating college who can't find jobs. That's what happened in Cairo. That's what happened in Madrid. You don't want those kinds of riots here."
Insightful economic and geopolitical analysis like that has to be catching the eye of the Obama administration. Winter's around the corner; they've gotta have room for one more nut.
Listen to Carville; shake things up.
And what better way than with a made-to-order Obama cabinet secretary? Don't let him slip through your fingers.
Because, the one human who has less faith in the American people than Barack Obama is Mike Bloomberg.
If you're going to help run a nanny state, it can't hurt to have cut your teeth in a nanny city.
Fresh off his wars on smoking, salt, fatty foods, guns, and religion...to name a few, nobody would be better prepared to serve our 44th president than Michael Rubens Bloomberg.
The 'Church Lady' goes to Washington.
His 'Superior Dance' is done on Broadway. Get ready for the national tour.
"Isn't that special?"
Jimmy McMillan was wrong. It's not the RENT that's TOO DAMN HIGH.
Bloomberg says, "We have a lot of kids graduating college who can't find jobs. That's what happened in Cairo. That's what happened in Madrid. You don't want those kinds of riots here."
Insightful economic and geopolitical analysis like that has to be catching the eye of the Obama administration. Winter's around the corner; they've gotta have room for one more nut.
Listen to Carville; shake things up.
And what better way than with a made-to-order Obama cabinet secretary? Don't let him slip through your fingers.
Because, the one human who has less faith in the American people than Barack Obama is Mike Bloomberg.
If you're going to help run a nanny state, it can't hurt to have cut your teeth in a nanny city.
Fresh off his wars on smoking, salt, fatty foods, guns, and religion...to name a few, nobody would be better prepared to serve our 44th president than Michael Rubens Bloomberg.
The 'Church Lady' goes to Washington.
His 'Superior Dance' is done on Broadway. Get ready for the national tour.
"Isn't that special?"
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