Edward R. Seacrest

The Obama presidency has officially jumped the shark.  It was just announced that Ryan Seacrest will be taping an interview today with ole Barry for a Tuesday morning airing.

Here's twenty bucks that says his first question is, "Who are you wearing?"

Apparently it's getting harder and harder for BO to find that old fawning media magic.  Hell, after being TKO'ed by Jon Stewart, who can blame him for barking at Axelrod, "Get me Seacrest, stat."

At this rate, his next sit down may be with the slow kid from the 4th grade class at RFK elementary.

Obama is smart and charismatic, though.  Right? 

If this is what smart looks like, Harvard had better open its gates wide.  The 2011 freshman class might be 10 million strong.

And charismatic?  When was the last time he convinced anyone to do anything?  I'll bet his kids haven't brushed their teeth before bed in eighteen months.

But, if you think he's a broken man now, imagine the next two years—post enormous mid-term election rebuke and loss of a once in a lifetime congressional majority.

He may be relegated to delivering the next State of the Union address in front of the Project Runway judges.  I suspect a cool reception there, too.  Don't be surprised if Tim Gunn jumps up and yells, "This concerns me." 

On the bright side, guess it's better than, "You lie!"
 

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