Thank goodness (for him) the senior Senator from Massachusetts isn't up for election this year.  His nobleness, the Baron of Boston, demonstrated once again that the proletariat masses just aren't worthy of his highly gentrified and patrician representation.

In a recent print interview, John Kerry explained, almost surely during afternoon tea, sipping a cup of camomile, pinky proudly extended...possibly sailing around Newport on his $7 million, 76 foot yacht, that an uninformed, out-of-touch public is primarily to blame for the Democrats' problems heading into the midterms.

That's right, it's not the Dems' widely despised policies that are at issue, it's our inability to appreciate their wisdom.

In a flash, the effete one managed to reinforce what he and his liberal colleagues have been preaching for years, that we're simply not smart enough to comprehend the Progressive vision for a more utopian America.

Kerry added, "We have an electorate that doesn't always pay that much attention to what's going on so people are influenced by a simple slogan rather than the facts or the truth or what's happening."

Strange.  I thought people were paying more attention than ever over the past twenty months or so?  And, for a moment there I was practically certain he was referring to the 2008 Obama campaign?

He clearly knows something us bumpkins don't.  I'm humbled by his brilliance.

Is it possible we can ever be worthy of the Senator's magnificent intellect and stirring leadership?  Yes we can!  Whoops, there's one of those darn misleading slogans.  Sorry.

Oh how we disappoint him.

I guess that explains the long face.