It was a hellish August for President Obama and the Democrats, and September doesn't appear any more encouraging.  The economy continues to languish; their poll numbers are going through the floor; and the generic ballot is the most favorable it's been for any party, let alone the Republicans, in its 68-year history.

However, if you're a loyal Democrat, don't despair; you have a few soulmates.

The lovely and oh so fair-minded (gulp) Joy Behar, when asked whether Obama was living up to her expectations, commented, "Yes, so far but, you know, I have questions on him, too.  Nobody escapes my wrath.  Nobody.  And I'm very happy that, you know, he is doing as well as he is."

Apparently 'ol Joy has a bigger blind spot than a '57 Chevy.

Just yesterday, in an interview with POLITICO, Martha Stewart, discussing the fact that she will doing up-close-and-personal prime-time interview specials, said in response to a question on who she'd like to interview, "Nancy Pelosi...in detail.  She's a phenomenal woman - look at what she's done.  And she's absolutely beautiful."

Parents, please please discipline your kids, and by all means, keep them out of the slammer.  Look at what its done to poor Martha!

But Martha and Joy are not alone.  Several days ago on Hannity, Jerry Springer opined, "I think Barack Obama has done a good job as president.  In fact, I'd say even better than good."  He continued, "...I must admit, he's turned out to be an excellent president."

Do you think Jerry has been hit by one too many flying chairs?

If you find yourself thinking like Joy, Martha, and Jerry, the clinical term for your condition is Obama Deep Derangement syndrome, or in layman's terms—ODD behavior.

Take two asprin and vote Republican on November 2nd.