There was big news out of Washington on Wednesday.  Apparently, the White House is launching a campaign to convince us....wait for it.....that Obama is not antibusiness.  Yep, you read that correctly...NOT antibusiness.  Okay, hop back up on your chair.

This guy is just too funny.  He can't lead or govern worth a damn, but he does have one helluva future in stand-up comedy.

Fast forward to circa 2014.  The Funny One has been out of office for two years.  He's at some lounge on the outskirts of Vegas honing his new routine.

<Begin wavy-lined dream sequence.  Enter toward the end of his four-minute set>

You know you're a bad President when...
- Joe Biden is now referred to as the smart one.

You know you're a bad President when...
- Your base starts pining for the good old days of the Carter Administration.

You know you're a bad President when...
- Your Kitchen Cabinet is hiding in the basement.

And, you REALLY know you're a bad President when...
- All the First Lady wants to mount is a challenge in the next election!!!

I don't get no respect...no respect at all.

I'll be here four years...er...all week.

Try the scraps.  That's all that's left.