World's Most Dangerous/Difficult Jobs
Al-Qaida announced on Monday that its #3 official had been killed, along with several members of his family, and other yet-to-be-identified persons.
Although the year is less than half over, this locks up, on points (8th al-Qaida #3 to be killed) the prize for world's most difficult/dangerous job. The #3 position in al-Qaida is undeniably riddled with risk and is anything but a stepping stone to bigger and better things—unless you factor in that 72 virgin thing.
Well behind, but still no picnic, are the following jobs:
Although the year is less than half over, this locks up, on points (8th al-Qaida #3 to be killed) the prize for world's most difficult/dangerous job. The #3 position in al-Qaida is undeniably riddled with risk and is anything but a stepping stone to bigger and better things—unless you factor in that 72 virgin thing.
Well behind, but still no picnic, are the following jobs:
- Traveling secretary and other associates in close proximity to al-Qaida's #3.
- Nancy Pelosi's swamp drainer. Better luck next year.
- Ethics adviser to Charlie Rangel.
- Illinois vote counter.
- The guy charged with reminding Arlen Specter what party he's in.
- The structural engineer responsible for Hillary's pantsuit designs.
- Justice Department officials required to keep a straight face after each Eric Holder decision.
- Janet Napolitano's interpreter. It's not easy attempting to make idiot-speak sound rational.
- John McCain's chief immigration policy strategist.
- Four-letter word bleeper to Rahm Emmanuel.
- Sound guy at a Sarah Palin rally. Is that audio feedback or just Palin screeching?
Honorable mention: My golf partners at this weekend's and next's events.


You forgot computer assistant to Frank.
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The category was "difficult", not "impossible."
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Bravo! Well-played.
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Brad's liver.
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More appropriately stated: "Frank's computer assistant's liver"
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