Misled
Speaker Pelosi claims to have been misled by the Bush administration on waterboarding. Here are some other things they told her:
- Roger Clemens did not do steroids
- You can have great abs in just 8 minutes per day
- Your eyes really don't look that buggy
- Hunting with Dick Cheney would be a great way to repair the Republican/Democrat divide
- That pantsuit is quite flattering
- The public can't get enough of those awesome press conferences you hold
- Feel free to use Air Force jets as much as you want
- The troops love it when you visit them in Iraq
- The ShamWow holds 12 times its weight in liquid—or the drool from one Harry Reid speech
- More cowbell
That was some funny stuff!
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